What’s Cooking in the CBJ Kitchen?

Recipe for Disaster

1 pound of Hitch Hockey, heaping

1 Wall of Mason, crumbled

1 Large Lack of Defense

9 Injured Players

2 Conditioning Issues

9 Game Franchise Losing Streak

3 Cases of Olympic Pressure

1 ounce of Effort

4 Game East Coast Fiasco

146 Goals Against

1 Nikita Filatov Distraction

1 healthy splash of Arena Financial Troubles

1 Lack of Syracuse Depth

2 Sophomore Slumps

8 Shootout Losses

4 Constantly changing lines

Pinch of Scoring (optional)

Directions:

Mix all ingredients together. Sprinkle pinch of scoring on top (optional). Serve cold. Serves 29.

Recipe for Success

1 pound of Hitch Hockey, heaping

6 Players Returning from Injury

122 Goals Scored

4 Lines of Special Teams

1 Best Franchise Start

1 Olympic Snub

1 Checking Line

60 Minute Team Effort

1 Alberta Sweep

2 Surprising Crunch Players

3 New Players

7 Olympians

2 Stanley Cup additions

1 Community Outpouring for Kindersley Ice Rink Fire

1 healthy splash of Prospect Depth

1 Total Team Chemistry

1 NHL Star of the Week

Directions:
Mix all ingredients together. For best results, do not make any substitutions or omissions. Serve steaming hot. Serves 18. Garnish with a shutout.

I wonder which recipe the Blue Jackets are planning on using for the remainder of the season…?

Until next blog,

PuckeysMom