The Hitchionary returns!

Kudos to Michael Arace for a great second annual edition.  Perhaps my favorite sentence in the definition of "hard":

Understand, there is bizarre and then there is hard bizarre -- and hard bizarre is vastly preferable because it implies that, amid the mayhem, some cowboy-strong players penetrated the hard areas with pace.

Classic.

This column once and for all proves that Our Leader makes less sense than is funnier than your leader, NHL wannabes!