Sunday, December 9, 2012

Organizational Courage

One week from tomorrow the Columbus Blue Jackets will be hosting an open house for season ticket holders so we can meet and talk to John Davidson, the new President of Hockey Operations, and Coach Todd Richards.  Being one of them thar nuts who still has his money with the team, in spite of the shenanigans of messieurs Fehr and Bettman, I will get an opportunity to attend.

In the interest of fairness, Mr. Davidson, I am going to telegraph this punch.  Here is the question I am going to ask you:

Do we have the organizational courage to leave the young men in Springfield down there to finish the job if there is a truncated NHL season?

Right now the Springfield Falcons sit atop the AHL standings.  They have the best road record in the AHL.  Cam Atkinson, Ryan Johansen, Matt Calvert, John Moore, Tim Erixon, Curtis McElhinney have all staked varying levels of claim to an NHL roster spot, should we have any kind of season.  What they have done in Springfield is put together a darn good start to the season.  In my mind it is critical to the long term prospects of the CBJ to have these guys experience the whole process as a team.

Indeed, we are very experienced in watching good starts in Columbus.  In 2 of the last 3 NHL seasons the team has put together the best start in franchise history, only to falter in December when the intensity of play picks up.  The opportunity to put together a winner in the AHL, to have the future core of our hockey team experience success is priceless.  Do we have the courage and will to refuse to cash that in for the short term benefit of a truncated NHL season?  Not to mention that having this core exchange assumed success at the AHL level for assumed short term success at the NHL is very self defeating looking at next year's draft.  If ever there was a year to tank a truncated season, this is it (quit winnin' for MacKinnon!!), since we have 3 first round draft picks.

Any hockey season is long, and filled with ups and downs. Springfield has had a mini-slump and emerged.  They will face more challenges ahead as the AHL season progresses.  They should be allowed to experience those challenges as a team, to help establish a tradition of success in the organization.

The CBJ have never had a winner as an AHL team.  The only exception is the epic tale of Zenon Konopka's inspired leadership, and a record setting winning streak to propel the Syracuse Crunch into the playoffs.  Konopka literally chiseled each win into the locker room wall with a screw driver, and dragged that team into the playoffs by force of will.

Our current Falcons team has an opportunity to establish a tradition of success in the AHL that is all its own.  A tradition of winning in the AHL would be a huge asset to the parent club, the CBJ.  These young men should be allowed to have the opportunity to attempt this significant long term contribution to the organization.  But they have to finish the process first, and fight their way to and through the playoffs.

They deserve that chance.

GO JACKETS!!  GO FALCONS!!  HATCHED AND HUNGRY!!

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Carp Po Dium

Carpe Diem - Latin - Sieze the Day!

The NHL/NHLPA negotiations took a strange turn last night, when the breaking out of the NHL podium by hotel staff, where Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA) negotiations were being held, caused a flurry of Twitter activity by reporters covering the NHL lockout.
Thus, this post is dedicated to that podium, which now has its own Twitter account (@NHLpodium), and is a symbol of the vacuous statements that both Union leadership and NHL leadership have treated us to.  Insane stuff, if you are a fan.

In an incredibly foolish moment, I bought into the rhetoric, and have spent the day in an agony over a season in balance.  The optimism!  The 'death spiral'!  Renewed optimism! Oh wait.  There are 20 tweets since I began typing this.  Back in a moment.Ugh.  Back to death spiral.  Fehr coming out with an announcement that the deal is done, and there is 'full agreement on money'.  Bettman comes in and takes it off the table.  Dang.  (Grandma, you owe me on this one for keeping it clean, because its been a long weird day and I am seriously annoyed at this fecal matter of a bovine species of the male persuasion but I promised to keep it clean so...).

Ok, perspective time.  This is a big time Good Cop, Bad Cop ploy by both sides.  Everyone should recognize that.  Bettman called it. 'Good, tough negotiating'.

Recognize this folks.  That's still what it is.  Fehr comes out and says 'We have agreement (except for few details)!  Bettman comes out and says "Fecal matter of a bovine species of the male persuasion!  The offer is off the table".  The bad cop is now in the room.

Prediction - Deal by mid-week next week.  This is process.  Twitter frenzy is all part of that!

GO JACKETS!!!

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

I wonder what they're really doing in there?

With the players and owners meeting without Bettman or Fehr in attendance, I wonder what owners and players are really talking about.  My money is right now they are re-writing the lyrics to one of the best songs about self-doubt and recrimination - "Mother" by Pink Floyd.  Or "Bettman" as soon to be released under Anson Carter's record label in the coming future...

Bettman do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Bettman do you think they will return?
Bettman do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooooh aah, Bettman should I build a wall?
Bettman shouldn't run for commissioner?
Bettman should I trust the ol’ PA?
Bettman will they put me in the Hall of Fame?
Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?

Hush now owners, owners don't you cry
Gary’s gonna make all of your
Lock Outs come true
Gary’s gonna put all of his fears into you
Gary’s gonna keep you right here
Under his wing
He won't let you tweet but he might let you zing
Gary will keep owners cozy and warm
Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe
Of course Gary’s gonna help build the wall

Bettman do think he's good enough - for me?
Bettman do think the contract’s dangerous - to me?
Bettman will she tear your small market apart?
Oooh aah, Bettman will she break my heart?
Hush now baby, baby don't you cry
Gary’s gonna check out all your proposals for you
Gary won't let anyone fighting get through
Gary’s gonna wait up till you get in
Gary will always find out whise
You've been
Gary's gonna keep Toronto healthy and clean
Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe
You'll always be a baby to me
Bettman, did it need to be so high.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

The body of evidence builds on brain injuries

A cross-section of the late NHLer Derek Boogaard's brain. 
The great story that the Powers That Be don't want you to hear is finally coming out: Contact sports have the very real potential to cause irreversible, tragic brain damage to participants.  

The New York Times is reporting the results of an article in the scientific journal Brain that suggests that a full 68 out of 85 brains analyzed (using donations from those recently deceased) by the Boston University Center for the Study of Traumatic Encephalopathy and the Veterans Affairs Boston Healthcare System, in collaboration with the Sports Legacy Institute, showed signs of degenerative brain disease.

This is something that, frankly, terrifies me as the parent of a kid who surely will someday want to play sports that Daddy likes to watch - namely hockey and football.  I've been watching this story with increasing concern since trying to put the purchase of my Jon "Nasty" Mirasty CBJ sweater into proper light (also here, herehere and here...to note a few other related posts), and the news is only crystallizing in a direction that I don't think anyone wanted to see.

Friday, November 30, 2012

A happy lockout memory

NHL lockouts are miserable if you’re a fan.  If you have a job in this realm fueled by disposable income, they can have an even greater negative impact on your life.  To most NHL fans, lockouts are miserable because you lose faith in your team and the sport.  But once in a great while, a feel good story will emerge from a lockout.  Marooned players will drop in on a Pee-Wee practice.  Some will use their celebrity status to play in games and events for charity that may otherwise have never happened.  But every once in a while, something special happens at random out of nowhere that one day you will be able to tell your grand kids about – this piece is about one of those stories.

It was October 2004 and the NHL lockout was in full effect.  Players who needed cash were already looking to head overseas to play.  Players that were more financially secure and had kids in school tended to stay put in their NHL cities.  Each NHL team had a group of 8-10 NHLers that stayed in town and worked out together, often renting ice at local rinks a couple times a week.  Columbus was no different as a group of players that included Jean-Luc Grand-Pierre, Luke Richardson, Jody Shelley, Todd Marchant, Geoff Sanderson, and Scott La Chance would skate a couple mornings a week at the Dublin Chiller to keep in on-ice shape.  These players would reach out to former college and pro players in the area and invite them to participate in these morning skates to keep the competition level as high as possible.  One might image it would be a little more difficult in Columbus, OH to field 30 former NHL, College, and Pro players for a pickup game twice a week.  Well it was, so enter yours truly.


Yes, that's right.
 I lock you out then you have to skate with Morgan.

The wife of one of the CBJ players was on my B league men’s team – she was the right winger on my line, known as the ‘9-1-1 Line.’  If you needed a goal ‘STAT’, you called us.  Back then, I was a B-league stud, much like Jared Boll is today.  6 years removed from competitive play and 5 years before my metabolism would betray me, I still had the goods.  When these NHL pickup games started in October of 2004, pickings were slim in Columbus for talent to fill out these NHL pick-up games. At the time, I didn’t know they existed.  One night after a men’s league game we were having a couple of drinks.  My right wing mentioned to her husband that he should have me come out to their morning skates as the talent was a little lacking.  He, having seen me play, thought it was a good idea.  So a couple days later, after emailing the event’s organizer and making arrangements with my boss to come in a little late the next few Tuesday and Thursdays, I walked into the Dublin Chiller to skate with local NHL’ers for the first of several sessions.

At the time, twitter uber-optimist @johntkemp and I were co-workers.  I had to tell somebody the cool news and told John – he was my E-league prodigy at the time.  Our place of employment was about one mile from the Dublin Chiller.  Word got out to a small group of hockey enthusiasts at work that I was “skating with the Jackets.”  There was more disbelief from these folks than admiration – I guess that’s what happens to a soul when it’s never loved something more than itself.

I am not a star struck person, and while sounding narcissistic, this was not the first time I had stepped onto the ice with NHLers, but it felt kind of cool none the less.  On that first morning, this was just any other session of pick up hockey to me as I walked into dressing room 8.  I plopped my bag down to find Geoff Sanderson and Todd Marchant were getting dressed too.  A couple other guys I didn’t know where in there getting dressed to, their gear subtly hinting at being former pros.  I kept my mouth shut other than to comment on the bionic-like knee brace Todd Marchant wore under his right shin guard.  As I got dressed, Marchant noticed that I wasn’t wearing shoulder pads.  He looked at me and asked, “you don’t wear shoulder pads?”  “No,” I said, “I hate them.”  He said “Well, you may want to wear them, we’re skating against the defensemen” he said as he walked out of the dressing room.  So I pulled off my jersey and put on my decade’s old Cooper Techniflex shoulder pads, completely oblivious to the “we” that Todd Marchant had just said.

I walked out of the dressing room and onto the ice.  It was warm-ups just like before any other game.  I headed over to the bench to drop off my extra stick and water bottle.  Geoff Sanderson had just finished stretching and took a warm-up slap shot from the top of the circle that missed the net high.  “No Slappers!” Marchant yelled over to Sanderson like he had just done something illegal.  Marchant skated over to Sanderson and said, “We couldn’t get the (normal guys) to play in net this morning.  These guys are men’s league goalies. One guy is a doctor that played in college, the other is a fireman.  No slap shots today.”  Obviously, an NHL slap shot was a bit much for these guys.  There were a couple other guys out there taking slap shots on the goalie, none very hard.  I get to a spot on the ice, touched off a slapper into the far corner and I hear, “Morgan!  NO SLAPPERS!”  That was probably the best compliment that I’ve ever gotten.  I still have that shot, I bust it out in the C-league every now and again much to my teammate’s surprise.  Black and Tan till I die, yo.

We started separating into different sides and got ready to start playing.  I looked around the ice and noticed a couple of ex-Columbus Chill guys as well as a couple ex-OSU guys.  I had my custom made pair of Vapor XX skates that sported some crazy flop to go with my contra ban Tampa Bay Lightning game jersey.  I at least looked the part, whether I would embarrass myself was just a puck drop away. There were also a couple people on the ice that had no business being at a normal drop-in game, let alone with current and former pros.  But, like earlier stated, skilled players were on short supply at the NHL pick-up game in Columbus, OH.  I was channeling my former AAA stud self from the early 90’s, hoping that I wouldn’t be a total joke out there as the ‘starting five’ from each side took the ice.  I was one of those five for our ‘team.’  I looked up in the stands to see a couple of my co-workers and Kempy standing there looking down at me in dis-belief – “Gooner” as they called me around the office was on the ice with 6 NHL players.  I really wasn’t paying attention while looking up into the stands, the play started and I found myself back on defense with the play coming into my end.  I was able to win the puck in the corner from an ex-OSU guy and make a breakout pass to Marchant on the half boards, and got the hell off the ice.  I didn’t want to get stuck out there on defense, not at this pick up session. 

Sanderson and Marchant came off the ice about a minute later and sat next to me on the bench. Marchant looked over at me and said “You’re skating with Sandy and me.”  Without even realizing it, I went into that familiar feeling of relief knowing I wasn’t going to be playing with a bunch of slow guys during pick up.  It was that warm pick-up hockey feeling knowing I was playing on a line with skill.  Not that I was skating with two of the fastest skaters in the NHL, but that that my linemates weren’t going to be total hacks.  In retrospect, I’m proud of myself for thinking that.  I was happy to be playing with good skaters and not gushing over who they were.  I am not wired for fandom, but I did relish that first session.

I remember four distinct plays from that very first morning.  The first distinct memory is the ‘quickness’ that Sanderson and Marchant possessed.  I, until very recently, had very good speed and it was largely undiminished in 2004.  On the breakout and entering the zone, I kept up with a hustling Marchant and Sanderson.  But when the play switched from offense to defense on the fore check, those guys were in their spots before I knew the puck had been turned over.  I had speed, they had all-world quickness.  Given the difference in quickness, I found myself in the high slot as they pounced on the puck in the corner waiting to start the cycle.  This led to my second distinct memory from that first morning patrolling the high slot – I was completely snake bit my first several shifts.

You can't have full extension without full recovery.
I picked the wrong morning to pull at Trevor Letowski and not be able to hit the net.  In two consecutive shifts, Marchant hit me with two beautiful passes in the high slot – two of which I ripped wide, two of which I completely shanked.  I still had ‘pick up’ hockey mentality going and thought ‘great, now these guys are never going to pass to me.’  We got to the bench after that second lousy shift, Sanderson sat down next to me, and with a grin said, “Why don’t you stand in front of the net and I can shoot them in off of your shin guards.”  I laughed, he smiled, and it lightened the mood after two lousy shifts.  If nothing else his quip raised my confidence – setting the stage for my third distinct memory; and possibly the dumbest thing I’ve tried on the ice.

A few shifts later, we were breaking in on Luke Richardson and J-L G-P.  I was over on the left side, and Marchant put a beauty of a pass on my tape at the offensive blue line.  In front of me was a mountain of a man, Luke Richardson.  I thought for the briefest of fleeting moments that I could beat Richardson wide.  And why not, he had only played in like 1200 NHL games to that point.  It looked like he was waiting for me to cut to the middle being a right shot on the left side, so naturally I thought I had him.  At the top of the circle I threw a head fake to the middle and went to pull the puck wide.  Before I could even finish my head fake, he stepped into me, threw his arms and shoulder into my chest, put me into the glass, and smeared me for what felt like 7 miles.  I was easily four feet in the air the entire time I was in contact with the boards. My body made contact with nothing but glass – my skates may have touched the top of the dashers as Richardson used me as mortar to fill the gaps in the glass.  The puck dribbled into the corner and Richardson turned to get it – Red Bull sponsored my subsequent return to earth.  I got up to fore check, but not after I looked to the stands to be certain my co-workers had left.   Thankfully they had left and weren’t there to witness me getting plowed into the glass by an NHL defensemen.  I believe you can still see the 25 foot long smear on the glass in chiller 2 just before the Zamboni doors.

Undaunted, I kept skating hard the next few shifts.  I certainly didn’t belong in the NHL, but there wasn’t any reason to think I couldn’t be out there with those guys this Tuesday morning.  My moment of confirmation came two shifts later.  Again, the crafty Marchant hit me with a beauty of a pass breaking up the right side crossing the blue line.  As I crossed the blue line, Scott La Chance was stepping across to challenge me before the top of the circle.  This time I was going to keep my speed.  La Chance stepped up on me before the circle and I was at his 10 o’clock.  As he stepped up, he lifted his stick and opened his legs ever so slightly.  I poked the puck between his legs leaned left, stepping under him and flew by.  The puck was back on my tape at the dot, with La Chance draped on my back hip.  The play happened so quick the goalie was still coming from the other post a little slow to react.  I pulled the puck back and went to tuck it high corner on the short side.  Somehow, in a Cechmanek/Brouder like post-to-post move, the goalie, in a pure act of desperation, got his glove on the puck just enough to deflect the shot over the net.  La Chance had let out an “Ohhh!” as the goalie made a great save, but not before I wrestled the puck form between his feet behind the net to try and salvage the play.  He had the humility to give me an “atta boy” look as we skated off the ice.  I had cleanly, legitimately, and intentionally beaten an NHL defenseman one-on-one.  But like my co-workers will wryly say, “Any defenseman Morgan can beat isn’t long for the NHL.”  Scott LaChance had played 819 games in the NHL before I was able to sneak around him that Tuesday morning.  Some people say La Chance never lived up to his potential, and maybe that’s true.  But he did spend 819 games doing something right and few play in that many games.  As it turns out, those Tuesday mornings would be fleeting for him also - he never again made an NHL roster and retiring from pro hockey 3 years later.

The session soon ended and we headed back to the dressing rooms to shower and change.  I did take a moment to savor this time on the ice.  I had a lot of fun skating with Marchant and Sanderson – who wouldn’t.  It felt good to know I held my own with some speedy skaters. I will always remember Luke Richardson as a machine who methodically tried to integrate me into the glass. Jean Luc Grand-Pierre, if possible, has like negative 8 percent body fat.  Jody Shelley looked huge out there on the ice and was a nice guy.  I was able to make it out there for a couple more NHL pickup sessions, but those kind of blend into one big memory, but I distinctly remember that first day. After those first few sessions, I asked my boss if I could come into work an hour later and stay and hour later every Tuesday and Thursday to skate for the next couple months, he shot down the idea.  Kempy knew my boss at the time and will attest, he was clearly the kind of guy who wouldn’t give you an hour to do something cool like that. You could beat the quarterly goals he set for you, and he would find a way to cut you down while handing you a bonus check.  He was that kind of guy. 

No sir, not found in Columbus.

When I got back to the dressing room after that first session, my “linemates” were undressing.  I was stuffing my equipment into my bag whining to the guys how I had to go to work next.  Marchant then asks Sanderson what he was doing the rest of the morning.  Sanderson replied, “I’m going to go workout for a couple hours.”  My jaw dropped.  We just had a hard skate for 90 minutes and he was going to go workout for a couple hours.  Wow.  It was those words that have stuck with me the most.  I have been around pro athletes all my life.  But Sanderson, during a dismal lockout, skated for 90 minutes and then wanted to go work out for two hours.  He was looking for a contract pending a waiver claim, and even during a lockout, was committed to staying in shape.  That kind of dedication was rewarded unjustly.  Once the lockout ended he was signed to a contract, then he was traded to Phoenix two games into the upcoming season.  No loyalty, no reward for the hard work – that was the front office culture.  The Jackets weren’t very good then, but I wondered how the Blue Jackets could ever remain competitive if they were willing to ship off a work ethic like that.  8 years later, the Blue Jackets are looking to bring that kind of attitude back to the dressing room.  Go figure…

Phoenix via Colmbus #TrendSetter

     

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Previewing Buckeyes vs Spartans

Freshman Colin Olson usually starts the Saturday Night Game
Tomorrow night, the Ohio State Men's Hockey Buckeyes take on the Spartans of Michigan State, televised at 8 PM on the Big Ten network.  The Buckeyes, currently tied for second in the CCHA, and nationally tied for 8th in defense, are holding opponents to 2.08 goals per game.  In CCHA play, the Buckeyes are holding opponents to 1.62 goals per game.  In the games I've seen, the Buckeyes have played a good, tight checking game.  They minimize space on the ice, and are backed up by pretty solid goal tending.

The Michigan State Spartans are tied for ninth in the CCHA with 10 points (compared to OSU's 15).  According to this real nice article by Neil Koepke, the Spartans have struggled to score 5 on 5.  However, their power play is scoring at a red hot 29% clip, so the Buckeyes will have to play a disciplined game.

Sophmores Tanner Fritz (12 GP, 2-9-11, +3) and Ryan Dzingel (12 GP, 5-5-10, -2) are on 5 game point streaks and look to lead the Buckeye offense.  Senior Goaltender Brady Hjelle, third in the NCAA with a 1.45 GAA and a save percentage of .950, and CCHA Goaltender of the week last week, should get the net Friday.  In the Alaska and Northern Michigan games, Freshman Collin Olson got the net on Saturday night in home games.  He struggled on the road against Lake Superior State last weekend, and Hjelle entered the game in relief during the first period.  Coach Mark Osiecki will have some tough choices to make.

All in all, this should be a really good test for the Buckeyes.  They will look to hold pace or advance in the CCHA standings, while the Spartans are looking to climb.  I think both teams will look to play tight defensively, and capitalize on the other team's mistakes.  This is a game Hitch would love.  No dangling.

GO BUCKEYES!!!

(Editor's Note: I am not an NCAA hockey expert. I used this OSU site and this really detailed release from Ohio State Athletics Communications as sources.)

I Knew that Meditation Thing Wouldn't Work

Due to an inability to actual address the core issues that separate them, the NHLPA and the NHL called off the mediation efforts as reported by Puck Daddy.  This doesn't bode well for the possibility of a settlement.

Just a reminder that the Ohio State Men's Hockey Team takes on Michigan State at 8:00 PM on Friday, being aired on the Big Ten Network.  Go Buckeyes!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

The Power of the Big Ten Network

Tanner Fritz of the Ohio State Buckeye Hockey Team
In a busy holiday weekend on the road for the Ohio State Men's hockey team, the Buckeyes gained a split with Lake Superior State in CCHA hockey action.  Capping a weekend that left the Bucks in a 3 way tie for second in the CCHA with Notre Dame and Ferris State, Senior Goal Tender Brady Hjelle was named Goaltender of the week.  At 15 points, one point behind first place Miami, the Buckeyes are in a good position as the season advances.

On Friday the Buckeyes won 4-1 up in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan.  Maintaining steady scoring pressure, the Bucks scored one in each of the first two periods, and finished off the third period by scoring two goals.  Opening the scoring was 5-10, 195 lb Sophomore Matt Johnson (12 GP, 4 G, 1
A, 5 Pts, +6), with assists to 5-10, 175 lb Sophomore Chad Niddery (5 GP, 0-1-1, +1) and 6-3, 200 lb Junior defenseman Curtis Gedig (10 GP, 0-2-2, +5).    The second period goal was scored by Ryan Dzingel, the 6-0 185 lb Sophomore who has been mentioned in this space more than once.  Dzingel (12 GP, 5-5-10, -2), currently tied for third in scoring in CCHA play was assisted by 5-10, 166 lb Freshman Tyler Lundey and 5-9, 175 lb Junior Alex Szczechura (9 GP, 1-2-3, -1).

The first third period goal was scored by 5-11, 200 lb Sophomore Tanner Fritz, pictured above.  Fritz (12 GP, 2-9-11, +3), one those currently tied at third in CCHA scoring, was assisted by 6-3, 200 lb Sophomore Darik Angeli (6 GP, 1-1-2, +0).    Late in the third period Lake Superior State scored a goal, only to be answered again by the Buckeyes when 6-1, 193 lb Junior Chris Crane (12 GP, 3-2-5, +1) scored an empty net goal, assisted by Tanner Fritz.  Goaltender Brady Hjelle stopped 30 of 31 shots he faced.

What does all this have to do with the Big Ten Network you ask?  Well, I'll get to that, but I also want to take some time getting the links and descriptions of the Buckeye Hockey players down so we could start to get to know them.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Oh! Mediation!

Donald Fehr contemplates Nirvana
Today, the NHLPA and the NHL agreed to meditation to try to solve their differences in negotiating a new collective bargaining agreement.  Yogi Bikchk Swami Win Bhurds has agreed to lead them through his 12 step program of flexibility, focus, and meditation.  It is thought that the use of this program will allow the two sides to see through their differences to a level of total consciousness that will dissolve all barriers to feeding the frenzied masses the hockey that they long to see.

Gary Bettman drinks in the beauty of cost certainty
The use of meditation to solve a labor dispute is a novel approach, yet the sides resolved to 'disregard all earthly bonds in the pursuit of a more perfect existence'.  In the last lockout, the parties were unwilling to take such bold steps towards a more enlightened condition, resorting instead to a mundane, non-binding federal mediation.

Oh!  Wait!  Maybe I misunderstood that tweet!

Oh well.  The NHLPA and NHL agree to federal mediation.

GO JACKETS!!

Saturday, November 24, 2012

The Curse of Elmo

Elmo gazes malevolently down from the rafters of
Nationwide Arena
He first appeared late in the 2008-09 season, after a CBJ road trip.  A production of Sesame Street had been in Nationwide Arena while the Columbus Blue Jackets were on the road, and at the next home game we looked up from our seats in Section 207 and saw the Elmo balloon, looking down at us.

Elmo watched the Jackets struggle through the end of 2008-09, dropping from a 6 seed to an 8 as they staggered through the rest of the season after clinching their only playoff birth.  He watched the most amazing sporting event ever to occur in Nationwide Arena, the rollicking thunder of that playoff Game 4 where the CBJ finally shed the shackles of tentativeness, but too late.  He presided over the shower of beer cans that saluted an untimely 'too many men' penalty in a year when the eventual Cup Champion Penguins were allowed to skate an entire shift with too many men.  And thus, the first ripples of a virulent curse were vibrated through our collective consciousness.

Since that time this Elmo balloon has stared  down at the high, but ultimately crushed hopes of four seasons.  He has inspired December collapses in multiple, years, finally advancing his influence to October, and ultimately, to September of this year, when we didn't even get a chance to start the season.  He has seen a franchise spiral from a playoff team, to a dead last finish in a short 4 years, which includes two coaching changes.  And now, he has managed to even get the All Star Game cancelled from his lofty perch in the rafters.  Yes folks, it is the curse of Elmo that is driving all of our hockey woes.

It is time, oh yes it is time, for the game ops folks to rise up, and unseat this icon of ill-luck and channel of negative karma.  I don't care how many pellet gun shots, or lifts of scaffolding it takes to get him down, but before the puck drops again in Nationwide Arena, this evil force must be removed!!

GO JACKETS!!